CEO: Bane of the Office

Bane is our fearless leader, or so he claims. He's the one who makes the big decisions, like what flavor of coffee machine to install in the break room, and who to lay off last week.

His motto: "I'm not a morning person, but I'll tolerate it."

Fun fact: Bane has a collection of 17 identical black t-shirts.

Read Bane's existential manifesto See a photo of Bane's mugshot