Meet the Interns
Our Interns
They're the reason we're here. Literally. We hired them to fetch our coffee and pretend to be interested in their 'projects'.
Meet:
- Intern 1: Boris the Intern - He's trying to learn how to use a computer, one YouTube tutorial at a time.
- Intern 2: Sally the Intern - She's our resident expert on 'how to use the copier' and 'where the break room is'.
- Intern 3: Intern McInternface - He's here to learn how to make 'real' friends, but mostly just eats Cheetos and plays video games.
- Intern 4: Intern McSallyface - She's here to make sure everyone's hair looks 'on-trend', even if it's just a messy bun.
Our interns are the real MVPs (Most Valued Professionals). Don't @ us.