Bernie's Interns: The Secret Project

Our team of highly trained interns, led by the fearless Bernie, are working tirelessly to create the most innovative, yet completely useless, projects in the industry. Their motto? "If it's not broke, we'll make it break-ier."

Current projects include:

Meet Bernie

Bernie is the fearless leader of our team of interns. He's got a passion for making things complicated and breaking things unnecessarily. When he's not busy micromanaging his team, he enjoys collecting antique door knobs and complaining about the meaninglessness of life.

Bernie's favorite quote? "I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'whenever I feel like it' person."

Read our Mission Statement and see for yourself.