2022-02-01: 9:00 AM
Sam joined the Slack team and promptly spilled coffee on their keyboard.
2022-02-15: 3:00 PM
Sam mastered the art of typing with their non-dominant hand, but not really.
2022-03-01: 12:00 PM
Sam became the office DJ and played the entirety of 'Who Let the Dogs' for 4 hours straight.
2022-04-01: 10:00 AM
Sam ate 17 donuts in 10 minutes and still managed to type 20 messages in Slack.