We, the J%20Prophets, have been predicting the future for centuries. Well, mostly just our cat's weight gain.
Using our highly scientific and totally not-at-all-superstitious methods, we've been able to accurately predict:
Johnny Burns' arrival time for the office party,
The Weather Forecast for the Weekend.
Our team is led by:
a man with unparalleled knowledge of the cosmos and a beard that's almost as majestic as our predictions.
Stay tuned for more updates, or don't, because let's be real, our predictions are usually just wrong.