In a world filled with meaninglessness, it's hard to find purpose. But don't worry, we're here to help. Our team of experts (read: people who've given up) will guide you through the existential quagmire of modern life.
Our team leader, Jane, has spent years studying the art of doing nothing. Her extensive research has led her to conclude that, well, everything is just a distraction from the crushing despair of existence.
We're not saying it's all bleak, though. We're saying it's a nice beach.