Resume for the Ages
Jane Doe, the team's resident expert in all things obscure and irrelevant. Specializing in finding creative ways to waste company resources.
Education:
- University of Google (2009-2012)
- Mastered the art of procrastination (2012-2014)
Skills:
- Proficient in Microsoft Excel (but only for making spreadsheets for fictional companies)
- Expert-level knowledge of cat memes
- Can recite the alphabet backwards (in under 10 minutes)
Experience:
- Project X (2015-2018) - Team Lead, Department of Unnecessary Meetings
- Project Y (2018-2022) - Director of Procrastination and Red Tape