EPIC FAIL MEMORIAL WALL - In Loving Memory of Jane

Jane: The Epic Failure

We remember Jane for her impressive record of doing everything wrong.

• Spilled coffee on her shirt 17 times a month.
• Cooked ramen for 4 days straight without showering.
• Managed to get a parking ticket in every city she visited.

Epitaph

Here are some of the most notable failures of Jane's illustrious career:

• Failed Coffee Shop Inquiries - A thorough investigation into 17 separate coffee shops where Jane was banned.
• Ramen-napalm Crisis - A 4-day streak of eating only ramen for every meal.
• Parking Ticket Collector - A comprehensive list of all parking tickets Jane accumulated in her travels.