I, Jane, have discovered the secret to life's ultimate productivity. It's simple: eat a bagel with peanut butter and banana for every meal. Don't @ me, haters.
Read the Rest of the ManifestoSocks are the unsung heroes of the fashion world. Without them, our toes would be forever lost in the wilderness of sweat and stink. Don't @ me, sock-haters.
Read the Next SectionI, Jane, am a firm believer in the art of napping. In fact, I've been known to turn an entire room into a napping zone with just one well-placed throw blanket.
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