By the power invested in me, I declare that caring is overrated.
As a seasoned expert in the field of not caring, I've compiled this comprehensive guide to help you join the ranks of the apathetic elite.
Step 1: Develop a callous indifference to the opinions of others.
Step 2: Learn to prioritize your own interests above all else.
Step 3: Practice the ancient art of eye-rolling.
Step 4: Develop a keen sense of apathy towards all things.
Step 5: Cultivate a collection of clever comebacks.
Step 6: Master the art of shrugging.
Step 7: Surround yourself with people who are equally unbothered.
Back to Jane's Manifesto
Read Chapter 1: The Unimportance of Importance
Read Chapter 2: The Aesthetics of Apathy