It all started with Jane's great aunt, Bertha. She was a renowned paperclip collector and inventor of the original Paperclip 3000, a machine that could clip 300 paperclips per minute. Her legacy lives on through the countless paperclips that adorn our walls and bind our reports.
Lost: One paperclip. Last seen in the break room. If found, please return to Jane's desk. Reward: a free coffee.
Meet the members of the Paperclip Society: Jane, President and Chief Paperclip Enthusiast; Bob, Treasurer and Master of the Paperclip Collection; and Larry, Secretary and Paperclip Historian.
The truth is out there: Paperclips are secretly controlling our minds with their hypnotic clippy patterns. Don't be a sheep, question the clippy.