Our esteemed colleague, Jane, has been with us since the dawn of time. She has seen it all, from the rise of the paperclip empire to the fall of the stapler uprising.
Jane's dedication to her work is only matched by her love of cats. Her desk is a shrine to feline beauty, with pictures of her beloved pets, Mr. Whiskers and Fluffy.
When she's not busy saving the world with her expert paperclip placement, Jane enjoys long walks on the beach and eating Cheetos.
Our team's paperclip legacy lives on, thanks to Jane's tireless efforts. Click here to read more about Jane's illustrious career.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see Jane's secret life as a competitive accordion player.