Team Member Jane Doe - Phase One: The Experimental Years

About This Project

Phase One: The Experimental Years was a period of unbridled creativity and questionable life choices. It was a time of learning, of growing, of achieving greatness.

Here are some highlights:

• Created the world's first (and only) functioning robot vacuum with a fondness for 80s disco music.
• Discovered the perfect recipe for vegan, gluten-free, keto-friendly pancakes in the middle of a snowstorm in February.
• Accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor during a team meeting. Still trying to get them unstuck.

Phase One: The Experimental Years by the Numbers

Here are some key statistics:

• Number of times I had to be talked down from a ledge: 7
• Number of team-building exercises that ended in a game of "who can eat the most wasabi": 5
• Number of experimental recipes that resulted in a fire alarm: 3 (just kidding, it was 2).

Next Phase

Phase Two: The Productive Years