Team Member Jane Doe - Phase One: The Experimental Years
About This Project
Phase One: The Experimental Years was a period of unbridled creativity and questionable life choices. It was a time of learning, of growing, of achieving greatness.
Here are some highlights:
- Created the world's first (and only) functioning robot vacuum with a fondness for 80s disco music.
- Discovered the perfect recipe for vegan, gluten-free, keto-friendly pancakes in the middle of a snowstorm in February.
- Accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor during a team meeting. Still trying to get them unstuck.
Phase One: The Experimental Years by the Numbers
Here are some key statistics:
- Number of times I had to be talked down from a ledge: 7
- Number of team-building exercises that ended in a game of "who can eat the most wasabi": 5
- Number of experimental recipes that resulted in a fire alarm: 3 (just kidding, it was 2).
Next Phase
Phase Two: The Productive Years