Project 3 is a top-secret, highly classified operation to infiltrate and sabotage the world's sausage supply chain. Led by the enigmatic Jean-Luc, our team of elite agents has been tasked with the mission to disrupt the delicate balance of global sausage distribution.
We've got our eyes on the big players: Oscar Mayer (aka "The Sausage King"), Pierre Sausagebeau (aka "The Sausage Baron"), and the notorious Sausage Cartel (aka "The Sausage Syndicate").
We're not just talking about any ordinary sausages here, folks. No, no. These are artisanal, small-batch, organic, free-range sausages we're dealing with. Sausages that'll make you wonder why you ever settled for mass-produced, factory-farmed sausages.
Project 2: The Fjordian Fiasco - Where it all began
Project 4: The Sausage-nami - Where the stakes get higher