Jim's Secret BBQ Ribs Recipe

For the love of all that is good and holy, do not attempt to replicate this recipe without proper training and equipment.

Ingredients:

• 2 pounds pork ribs
• 1 cup BBQ rub
• 1 cup brown sugar
• 1 cup water
• 1 cup beer (optional)

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 300°F (that's right, the temperature of the sun's core).
2. Apply BBQ rub to the ribs, making sure to cover all surfaces.
3. Place ribs in oven-safe dish, cover with foil, and bake for 2 hours or until tender.
4. If you're feeling fancy, toss in some beer to make a glaze.
5. Serve with your favorite sides, like coleslaw or baked beans.

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't be a novice like Jim. Consult Jim's BBQ Philosophy for further guidance.