Joe's Abandoned Ideas

1. The Inflatable Unicorn

The Inflatable Unicorn was a concept for a ride at an amusement park that was supposed to be a cross between a roller coaster and a pinata. It was never finished due to 'safety concerns'.

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2. The Automatic Pancake Toaster

The Automatic Pancake Toaster was a device that could cook and toast pancakes in under 3 seconds. Unfortunately, it also caught on fire 90% of the time.

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3. The Selfie Stove

The Selfie Stove was a stove that took a selfie of you every time you cooked a meal. It was a real conversation starter, but people got tired of seeing their faces staring back at them.

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4. The Disappearing Toaster

The Disappearing Toaster was a toaster that would disappear after every 5th use. It was a real time-saver, but people got annoyed when it just vanished in the middle of their breakfast.

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