Deep-Sea Jokes

Welcome to the deep-sea of laughter, where the punchlines are as deep and as dark as the ocean.

Fishy Puns (Warning: may cause fin-tastic groanage)

What do you call a fish with a six-pack?!

A fish with a six-pack! Because it's got a whale of a gut!

Why did the crab never share?

Because it was shellfish!

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