Meet John of Arc
John of Arc, our resident expert on everything, is a wizard of code and a sage of sass.
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Sarah of Sparkle: Sparkle Specialist
She's a specialist in all things sparkly and bright. Her motto: "A little bit of sparkle goes a long way."
Learn more about Sarah of SparkleBob of Bane: Bane Bane Bane
Bane Bane Bane is our resident expert on all things annoying. His motto: "I'm not annoying, you're just not listening."
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Emily of Ephemera: Ephemeral Expert
Emily is our resident expert on all things ephemeral. Her motto: "I'm not gone, I'm just not here."
Learn more about Emily of EphemeraTed of Tedium: Tedium Titan
Ted is our resident expert on all things tedious. His motto: "I'm not boring, you're just not listening."
Learn more about Ted of TediumAnd that's just a small sample of our team of experts. If you have more questions, ask away.