Brute Force Certification Master: John Bruteus
Meet John Bruteus, the world-renowned Brute Force Certification Master. This behemoth of a man has spent years perfecting the art of brute-forcing his way through life, leaving a trail of destroyed furniture and shattered expectations in his wake.
Certifications:
- Brute Force Certification (BFC): Mastered
- Brute Force Certification (BFC) - Advanced: Mastered
- Brute Force Certification (BFC) - Expert: Mastered
- Brute Force Certification (BFC) - Master Master: In progress
John's certification process includes, but is not limited to:
- Smashing 10 doors in under 10 seconds
- Kicking 5 people in under 5 minutes
- Bursting through a wall in under 2 hours
- Breaking 20 eggs in under 1 hour
Submissions:
John has submitted his Brute Force Certification (BFC) applications to: