Here is the most sensitive information about the plans for world domination, codename: "Operation: Cheese Fries"
Phase 1: Infiltrate the world's supply chain of artisanal cheese.
Phase 2: Replace all mayonnaise with an addictive, cheese-flavored variant.
Phase 3: Hold the world hostage with the promise of free, unlimited cheese fries.
Phase 4: Install a network of cheese-themed, self-replicating robots.
Phase 5: Declare global cheese supremacy, establish "The Great Cheese Empire."
Remember, this is top secret, so please don't tell anyone. Or do tell, we're not really sure.