John Doe's Basic Procrastination Techniques

Expertly avoiding productivity with style

Learn how to master the art of doing nothing from the world's leading procrastination expert, John Doe.

John Doe's Basic Procrastination Techniques is a comprehensive guide to getting out of bed, putting on pajamas, and spending 6 hours scrolling through memes.

Recommended Procrastination Methods:

• Binge-Watching Netflix While Pretending to Work
• Crafting a 5-Star Masterpiece in World of Warcraft While Eating Cereal
• Reorganizing Your Fridge for the 12th Time

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