Johns Jokes

Here are some of John's finest, most questionable, and occasionally funny jokes:

• Why did the lawyer break up with his girlfriend? Because he was tired of all the billable hours!
• Why did I, John from Legal, become a lawyer? For the love of contracts and the thrill of being paid to yell "objection"!

Check out Contractual Disclaimer, where I discuss the fine print of our firm's contracts.

Or, if you're feeling brave, visit Joke of the Month, where I share the worst of the worst of the worst.