John's Bio

John is the most eligible lawyer in the land, and he's here to prove it.

He's got a degree from Harvard, and he's got a briefcase that's almost as big as his ego.

When he's not busy being a lawyer, John enjoys:

• Playing the harmonica with his pet chicken, Cluck Norris.
• Eating Cheetos by the bucketload.
• Writing scathing reviews of local restaurants on Yelp.

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