Confidential Session with John from Legal

Session Notes

Today's session with John was... eventful. We discussed:

The importance of using Comic Sans in corporate emails.
The art of justifying excessive expenses with creative accounting.
The thrill of being a middle manager in a company that's slowly imploding.

Action Items

Implement 'The Incomprehensible Solution' to fix the company's financial woes. (Read more)
Schedule weekly pizza parties to boost team morale. (Learn more about it)

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