John: The Unapologetic Overlord of Neo-Brutalist Design

Chief Architect & Supreme Ruler of this Dysfunctional Realm

Bio:

John is a master of the dark arts of Neo-Brutalist design. He has spent years perfecting the art of making websites that are equal parts beautiful and painful to behold. His creations are a testament to the power of clashing colors and jarring typography.

Notable Works:

• Edits of Unrelenting Fury
• Crimes Committed Against Aesthetic

Quotes:

• "A good design should make you question the sanity of its creator." - John
• "If it's not hurting anyone's eyes, it's not doing its job." - John

Subordinates:

• Bob: The Bob
• Alice: The Unreliable Enabler

Disclaimer:

This website, its contents, and its creators are not responsible for any emotional trauma or eye strain caused by the content contained herein.