Team: John Splutter

Meet John Splutter, our team's resident expert on all things obscure and irrelevant. His area of study is the aerodynamics of disco-era platform shoes, and he's written extensively on the subject in his seminal work, "The Splutter Effect."

Notable Works:

John is also an avid collector of antique dental floss and can often be found scouring thrift stores for rare and exotic varieties.

Personal Quirks:

Philosophy