John-the-Boss's 2023 Decision Log

2023-01-01: Implement Mandatory Monday Meetings

Meeting Frequency: Every. Single. Monday.

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2023-02-14: Introduce New Performance Metrics

Metrics: Number of coffee cups consumed per hour, number of meetings attended per day, and number of hours spent on "research".

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2023-03-15: Declare Fridays as "Fun Days"

Fun Day Activities: Foosball, video games, and eating Cheetos in the break room.

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2023-04-20: Mandate 3PM Snack Breaks

Snack Breaks: Every day, at 3 PM, for 15 minutes. Free Doritos.

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2023-05-01: Introduce "The Boss's Corner" Column

The Boss's Corner: A column where I, John-the-Boss, share my thoughts on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

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2023-06-01: Launch "The Boss's Games"

The Boss's Games: A series of absurd challenges designed to test the mettle of our team members.

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2023-07-15: Declare War on Meetings

War on Meetings: We will meet, we will meet, we will meet... until we are free.

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2023-08-01: Introduce "The Boss's Book Club"

The Boss's Book Club: A club where I, John-the-Boss, force-feed you all the latest self-help books.

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2023-09-01: Launch "The Boss's Olympics"

The Boss's Olympics: A series of absurd challenges designed to test the athletic prowess of our team members.

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2023-10-01: Declare "The Boss's Day" A National Holiday

The Boss's Day: A day where all productivity is forbidden and everyone gets a participation trophy.

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2023-11-01: Launch "The Boss's Games 2: Electric Boogaloo"

The Boss's Games 2: A sequel to the original series, with more games, more challenges, and more Cheetos.

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2023-12-01: Declare "The Boss's Year" A Success

The Boss's Year: A year of chaos, confusion, and Cheetos.