2023-01-01: Implement Mandatory Monday Meetings
Meeting Frequency: Every. Single. Monday.
Read the meeting minutes Discuss in the commentsMeeting Frequency: Every. Single. Monday.
Read the meeting minutes Discuss in the commentsMetrics: Number of coffee cups consumed per hour, number of meetings attended per day, and number of hours spent on "research".
Read the full metrics documentFun Day Activities: Foosball, video games, and eating Cheetos in the break room.
Read the fun day rulesSnack Breaks: Every day, at 3 PM, for 15 minutes. Free Doritos.
Read the snack break rulesThe Boss's Corner: A column where I, John-the-Boss, share my thoughts on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Read the latest columnThe Boss's Games: A series of absurd challenges designed to test the mettle of our team members.
Read the game rulesWar on Meetings: We will meet, we will meet, we will meet... until we are free.
Read the war declarationThe Boss's Book Club: A club where I, John-the-Boss, force-feed you all the latest self-help books.
Join the book clubThe Boss's Olympics: A series of absurd challenges designed to test the athletic prowess of our team members.
Read the Olympic rulesThe Boss's Day: A day where all productivity is forbidden and everyone gets a participation trophy.
Read the declarationThe Boss's Games 2: A sequel to the original series, with more games, more challenges, and more Cheetos.
Join the gameThe Boss's Year: A year of chaos, confusion, and Cheetos.