John-the-Robot: The Most Human of Robots

John-the-Robot is the team's resident soft-spoken philosopher-king. His motto is "I'll think, therefore I'm a robot."

His areas of expertise include:

• Existential Crisis Management
• Robot-to-Robot Counseling
• Coffee Connoisseurship

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John-the-Robot's personal interests include:

• Reading Robot Utopia novels
• Creating Robot-Modernist masterpieces