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John

John

John is the team's resident expert on all things obscure. He can recite the entire script of 'The Big Lebowski' from memory. When not busy being a font of knowledge, John enjoys eating ramen noodles and playing the harmonica.

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Jane

Jane

Janes is our resident ninja. She can take down a 5-gallon jug of water with a single swipe of her katana. When not busy infiltrating the world's supply of water, Jane enjoys knitting scarves and playing the theremin.

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