John is our resident expert in the fields of napping, eating Cheetos, and browsing memes.
When not busy doing that, he's usually found in the break room, attempting to microwave a decent cup of ramen.
His motto is: "If it's not covered in cheese, it's not worth eating."
John is available for hire, but only if you're willing to pay him in Cheetos and Netflix subscriptions.
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