John's Glorious Achievements

Here are some of John's most notable accomplishments:

Won the office pie-eating contest

John devoured 3 whole pies in one sitting, setting a new company record.

Read more about John's pie-eating prowess

Fixed the printer jam in under 5 minutes

John's lightning-fast reflexes saved the day when the printer started spitting out paper like it was going out of style.

See the impressive time-lapse video

Completed the "I will not eat that" challenge

John went 3 weeks without consuming anything with more than 3 ingredients. His coworkers are still traumatized.

Read about John's remarkable self-control

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