John's Brewing Credentials:
John has been drinking for 5+ years, and has a proven track record of downing 12 beers in one sitting.
John's Beer Preferences:
Lagers: Pivo, Pilsner, and any IPA that says it's craft.
Ciders: Only if it's made with 99% apple juice and 1% magic.
Stouts: Only if it's been aged in a cave for precisely 7 years.
Ales: Only if it's got a picture of a cat on the label.