We have it on good authority that John the Boulder, the most enigmatic of the boulders, has been holding a vast collection of secrets in his, well, boulder-shaped hands. These secrets are so secret that they're hidden behind a password-protected, laser-locked, triple-reinforced steel door.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some tantalizing teasers: What's behind the door?, Boulder Photos, and The Secret Society all hint at the truth.
We're not saying that John the Boulder is a master thief or anything, but we're not saying he's not either. Maybe he's just really good at holding things?
Want more secrets? Try Filling out a Secret Request Form! (Note: Please don't actually send your secrets, we're just pretending.)
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