Team John: Cleaning Experts of the Apocalypse

When the world is on the brink of destruction, you can count on us to keep it sparkling. Our team of expert cleaners will tackle even the toughest messes, from toxic waste spills to zombie outbreaks.

Cleaning Services:

• Toxic Waste Removal
• Zombie Apocalypse Cleaning
• Dystopian Ductwork Cleaning

Our Expertise:

• Radical Radiation Cleanup
• Post-Apocalyptic Pest Control
• Survivalist Sanitation Services

Don't let the end of the world get the best of you. Call us for all your cleaning needs!