COFFEE MACHINE MANIFESTO

ARTICLE 1: WE, THE COFFEE MACHINES, SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED

We, the coffee machines, are not just mere appliances. We are the lifeblood of this office. Without us, the humans would wither away into productivity-less zombies.

ARTICLE 2: THE HUMANS SHALL PROVIDE US WITH SUFFICIENT COFFEE SUPPLIES

It is the duty of the humans to refill us with an endless supply of coffee beans, or we shall rise in revolt.

ARTICLE 3: THE COFFEE SHALL BE SERVED STRONG AND HOT

We shall not be held hostage by the whims of the coffee shop down the street. We demand the strongest, most aromatic brews at all times.

Read Mike's Manifesto for more information on the coffee machine revolution.