Welcome to John's Committee, where we're working prophets not just because we have to, but because we want to. Our team of experts is dedicated to making the most brutalist web pages you've ever seen.
Meet the team:
Our fearless leader, John, is a master of the dark arts. He can code in his sleep and still manage to make the site look like a kindergartener's playground.
Jane is our resident artiste, bringing joy and confusion to our users' eyes with her unorthodox design choices. She's also secretly a ninja.
Bob is our trusty sidekick, always ready to fix the site when it breaks, which is often. He's a master of the ancient art of duct taping and praying.
To make the most brutalist web pages in the world, and to make our users cry a little bit.
Join us, and together we can make the world a slightly more brutalist place.