John is our fearless leader, or as we like to call him, "The Creamy One".
When he's not busy ruling the world, he's usually drinking cream-based beverages.
We're not sure what's more impressive, his intellect or his collection of cream-filled pastry boxes.
See his most notable creations, including the legendary 'Creamy McSauceface'.
Check out John's extensive collection of 'World's Okayest Leader' awards.