John: The Decisions Page

Here's where the magic happens, folks!

Should you wear a bright pink shirt with plaid pants?

Decide wisely, John. Decide wisely.

Maybe get a tattoo to really make a statement.

Should you order pizza or ramen?

Ponder the weight of these choices, John!

Ponder the noodle.

Should you take a nap or finish this decision?

Nap or decision, John. The choice is yours.

Find the answer in a dream.