Meet John
John is a member of our team, but he's not really contributing much. He just likes to eat Cheetos.
Specialties
John is good at:
- Napping in the supply closet
- Crushing 40oz soda cans in one sitting
- Playing video games for 24 hours straight
Interests
John enjoys:
- Collecting antique door knobs
- Eating Cheetos with his feet
- Making loud, unnecessary phone calls at 3 AM