Why Don't Eggs Scream?

Because they know if they do, they'll have egg on their face.

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What Do You Call a Fake Mouse?

A laptop.

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Why Did the Tomato Turn Red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

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Why Do We Call It a Quarter?

Because it's a 25th of the way.

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What Did the Astronaut Bring to School?

A star!

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What's the Difference Between a Hike and a Bikini?

One has a 'B' and one has a 'B'.

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Why Did the Math Book Look So Sad?

Because it had too many problems.

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