Article 1: The Internet is a Utopia, and I'm its Supreme Leader.
Article 2: The only thing that should be free is the flow of ideas, and the only thing that should be bound is the flow of sewage into the ocean.
Article 3: We, the Internet, are a global community of free thinkers, bound together by a shared love of cat pictures and existential dread.
Article 4: Our motto is, and will always be, 'May the pixels be with you.'
Submit your own articles to be canonized by the Council of Supreme Leaders.