John's Mathematical Abstractions

John, the resident math genius, has decided to share his thoughts on the meaninglessness of it all.

He's currently exploring the implications of Paradoxical Logic, a field he's convinced will lead to world peace, but probably not.

Check out his latest paper on Quantum Muddle: A New Theory of Confusion.

Or, you know, just look at this Chaos Theory Primer for the mathematically faint of heart.

Want to know more about his Teaching Experience: A Series of Unfortunate Events?

(Note: Please don't ask him to actually explain any of this. He'll just get lost in the details.)