John's Subordinate
John is our lead meme generator, but let's be real, we're all just winging it. He's been tasked with creating the perfect meme every day, but somehow it's always 3 days late.
When he's not stuck in a meeting with the boss or eating Cheetos, John can usually be found in the server room, yelling at our ancient server.
Meme Stats
Today's Meme Count: 2
Yesterday's Meme Count: 0
Average Daily Meme Production: -1