John's Personal Menu

Today's Special:

• Favorite Songs to Sing in the Shower
• Terrible Songs to Sing in the Shower

Cooking Specialties:

• Overcooked Eggs
• Charred Pasta (don't ask)

Personal Quirks:

• Collecting Socks (over 500 pairs)
• Reading Philosophy Books (for fun?}

Random Trivia:

• Interesting Facts About John
• Secret Projects (ask me about them)

Random Quote:

"A man is not a plan. A plan is a plan. A plan is for people who aren't man enough." - John