John Doe's Naptiimerules

John Doe is a renowned Naptiimerule Expert with over 10 years of experience in making up ridiculous rules.

Rule 1: Always nap in the morning.
Rule 2: Never eat a meal that's not 3.14 times as long as you expect the nap to last.
Rule 3: If you can't remember what day it is, blame it on the Naptiimerules Algorithm.

Meet the Team!

John Doe is our resident Naptiimerule Expert.

Our goal is to make the worldประก a more nappy place, one ridiculous rule at a time.