Team John: Neuro-Linguistic Programming

Meet John, our resident Neuro-Linguistic Programming expert. John is a master of the dark arts, able to manipulate your mind with just a few well-placed words.

Our Mission:

To make you say and do anything we want you to, all while maintaining a completely straight face.

Our Methods:

Anchoring: We will anchor you to our cause, making you believe it's your own idea.
Referral: We'll have you refer your friends and family to our cause, making it sound like it's the most wonderful thing they've ever heard.
Reciprocal: We'll make you feel like you're doing us a favor, while we're actually controlling you.
Labeling: We'll label our cause as "the best," "the greatest," and "the only" way to do things.

Subpages:

Want to learn more about our Neuro-Linguistic Programming techniques? Click on one of the links below:

Anchoring: The Art of Sneaky Suggestion
Referral: The Power of Social Proof
Reciprocal: The Gift of Manipulation
Labeling: The Label of Doom