John is our resident operations manager, which is a nice way of saying he's the guy who keeps the coffee machine from exploding.
He's been doing this job for so long, he's developed a sixth sense for impending doom and a sixth sense for when the copier is about to jam.
When he's not busy preventing the apocalypse, he enjoys playing video games and eating Cheetos.
Check out John's secret plans to take over the world!
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