John
John is a senior software engineer at our company. He is a master of the ancient art of writing terrible code. His favorite food is ramen noodles, and he has a pet rock that he claims is sentient.
John is the creator of our company's most infamous meme, "Taco Cat," which he still insists is a good idea despite its 100% failure rate.
John's other memes include "Corgi Overload" and "Socks in a Blender," which have been viewed by a grand total of zero people.
See John's terrible code