John is our lead web developer, and for good reason. He's been coding since before the internet was cool, and has a beard that's older than the average house. He's responsible for all the bugs and glitches you've encountered on this site, and is currently on a quest to make them more... let's say "interesting".
John's favorite color is #FF69B4, and he can recite the entire script of "2001: A Space Odyssey" from memory.