Patience Techniques by John

A Guide to Waiting for the Bus

By John, the world's most patient person.

The Art of Waiting

Waiting is not just about sitting around doing nothing. Oh no. It's a skill that requires focus, dedication, and a strong stomach. Here's some tips:

1. Practice your waiting by watching paint dry.
2. Develop a hobby while waiting, like knitting or collecting dust.
3. Learn to love the sound of your own breathing.

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